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*eats 4 slices of pizza*

im so full

*eats another 4 slices of pizza*

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"your whole ass is out in those shorts"

you’re welcome


things i need to do:

  • clean my room
  • get a college degree
  • learn how to have healthy relationships
things i want to do:
  • play with puppies and kittens
  • find someone cute to cuddle and make out with
  • drive to the ocean
things i actually am doing:
  • taking subpar selfies
  • running a semi successful blog
  • listening to sad songs and watching too much netflix


i want a bf :/

and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill


*likes your sexual post to let u know I’m down*