Crazy Tumblr Themes

gay boy:  hey man you look good today
straight boy:  oh my god man what the fuck i'm not a faggot, i'm pretty sure this is harassment
straight boy:  [slaps girls' asses as they walk by] [asks them if they finger themselves] [pleads every girl to have anal sex]

punkurie:

*puts metaphor between cigarette* it’s a teeth

bitch-about-it:

My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”

sollux:

DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN

aureat:

if a girl ignores you she’s either hella pissed or hella sad and whatever it is you better apologize if you don’t wanna be ignored for the next 28 years